sarcasticsquirrel: (elliot daynawashere)
Nice hair.......

It's come to my attention that people (women) often say that one of the most fundamental things they are looking for is honesty in a man but since they've more than likely never met an honest man they don't know what to do when they actually confront one.

That having been said let's see if you write me (an extremely honest man back. Now this writing back deal will require a certain amount of curiosity and gumption and no small amount of an open mind. If you wonder why no honest men it's because the world is backwards and most of the the time people not only tell you what you want to hear but know what invariably happens when telling the truth.....let's see:

You would never find a better more honest friend, lover, husband. How do I know that? Because I have two wives and I'm looking for a third. That's getting the 500 pound gorilla out of the way up front and being honest isn't it?

What do you suppose type of man I am? One you should avoid or embrace? Well I'm not a dishrag. I appreciate intelligent physically strong females because they make the best babies and I'm all about family and yes I can afford three wives.

Well you have a choice to ignore or explore. I expect everything and ask for nothing. Consequently I'm unable to place you in an akward position. You might just be curious....if so please feel free to write. I won't bite and you can always use me for a topic of conversation. "I actually correspond with a polygamist from Florida on a regular basis!!!"

Looking forward to your reply........C. Smith (real name)

Date: 2007-07-03 04:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] superkittin.livejournal.com
Wow. Weird guy.

Date: 2007-07-03 04:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] offloe.livejournal.com
o_0

I love how he opens with "Nice hair" before going into the form letter.

Date: 2007-07-03 04:53 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] theotherjay.livejournal.com
Trusting guy, to admit to violating state law (http://www.fladivorcelawblog.com/2007/03/23/new-grounds-for-divorce-polygamy/) in an initial letter to a stranger on the internets.

Out of curiosity, how old is this dude?

Date: 2007-07-03 05:34 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] theotherjay.livejournal.com
Wow. What's not to like? I'm liable to sleep with him myself. < / captainmal >

Date: 2007-07-03 11:18 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] bloomerwedgies.livejournal.com
That guy is full of shit! Nobody can afford three of *anything* these days, let alone wives worth having. He must be making them live on FMV mac-n'-cheese, calico jumpers from the Salvation Army, and one-ply toilet paper. What a douche!

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