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xmas party at broknashleydoll's house!!

un_bateau_ivre

un_bateau_ivre drank 12 vermouths, 3 pilsners, 10 ales, 14 white russians, 12 aligator bites and 14 whiskeys.

timespiral fought all night after

timespiral whipped out a picture
of

un_bateau_ivre's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room.

static_ip wet themselves amidst the hysteria.

un_bateau_ivre - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"

rictheron

rictheron drank 9 sambuccas, 14 ciders, 15 stouts, 9 tequilas and 14 everclears.

Contrary to popular belief

rictheron firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.

opus_bachelorum

opus_bachelorum drank 4 goldschlagers.

broknashleydoll

broknashleydoll drank 8 irish creams, a tequila, 15 cognacs and 12 lagers.

stainedorchid

stainedorchid drank 9 pilsners, 5 white wines, 8 sherrys and 13 ales.

sassastonia

sassastonia drank 13 red wines and 4 vodkas.

static_ip

static_ip drank 9 kahluas and 6 pernods.

timespiral

timespiral drank 6 sherrys, 4 coffee liqueurs and 5 champagnes.

Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night,

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