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[sarcasticsquirrel]

xmas party at broknashleydoll's house!!

un_bateau_ivre un_bateau_ivre drank 12 vermouths, 3 pilsners, 10 ales, 14 white russians, 12 aligator bites and 14 whiskeys. un_bateau_ivre and timespiral fought all night after timespiral whipped out a picture of un_bateau_ivre's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. static_ip wet themselves amidst the hysteria. un_bateau_ivre - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!" rictheron rictheron drank 9 sambuccas, 14 ciders, 15 stouts, 9 tequilas and 14 everclears. Contrary to popular belief rictheron firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career. opus_bachelorum opus_bachelorum drank 4 goldschlagers. broknashleydoll broknashleydoll drank 8 irish creams, a tequila, 15 cognacs and 12 lagers. stainedorchid stainedorchid drank 9 pilsners, 5 white wines, 8 sherrys and 13 ales. sassastonia sassastonia drank 13 red wines and 4 vodkas. static_ip static_ip drank 9 kahluas and 6 pernods. timespiral timespiral drank 6 sherrys, 4 coffee liqueurs and 5 champagnes. Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, broknashleydoll?

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[descent-failure.livejournal.com]

"broknashleydoll drank 8 irish creams, a tequila, 15 cognacs and 12 lagers." Riiiiight....