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[sarcasticsquirrel]

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	Moderate
Dysthymia:	Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:	Very High
Cyclothymia:	High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	Very Slight
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
Take the Depression Test

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? year and a half

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? sented lotion from my aunt

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yup. in the toilet and everything.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? ahahahahaha

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? clothes

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? im eatin chips

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? hair

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? the pearl district

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: lincoln and westview

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: verizon

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: hot topic

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: besides the modeling itd be big reds and a hostess.

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? maybe in a board game

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: not anymore

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: old neighbors wedding in like 8th grade.

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: prolly peter.

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: i have a best friend?

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: mcdonalds.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: that i could keep my baby

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23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? not sure

24. CAN YOU COOK? define cooking...

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: if i drove people would fear leaving their houses.
26. BEST KISSER: =)

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: not sure

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: pickles

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: patience and caretaking stuff

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: ....you all know the list

31. FAVORITE SHOE BRAND: dr martin

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 8 hours

33. FAVORITE MOVIE? not sure

34. CAN YOU SING? kinda

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? the decemberists

36. LAST KISS? after lunch. cute boy. think we're dating

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: thank you for smoking. havent watched it yet

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: keys hopefully

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT: i dont travel much

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43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: i have a desktop but want a laptop

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?: George Carlin

45. DO YOU SMOKE? no

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? depends on if im alone

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?: either teddy or peter

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?: no

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?: none

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? Pancakes

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: No.

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? fried till hard and cripsy onthe edges. i only eat the whites.

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: no

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: mom

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: mom

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: from serenity about plans

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58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: 1

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: jeans and a sweater

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: "and my words are paper tigers, no match for the predator of pain inside her"

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?: strawberry

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: anyone can play. doesnt mean i get anything in.

63. CAN YOU SWIM? oh yes

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?: brownie batter or coffee

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? no

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: my nose constantly runs

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68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: plenty

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? winter

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? today

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ? 830

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: bundling up and drinking hot cocoa

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?: never

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75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?: i dont remember the goldfish but max the cat was next

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: cool

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?? not sure

78. BIRTHDATE: 10-10-82

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: stable

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85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: no

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87. ARE YOU SMILING?: no

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89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? yes

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? somewhere with warm beaches

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92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: No

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: no

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: zebra

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: no

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: no

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: No

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER? no

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: Technically, yes

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: yes

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? Yeah

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? yes

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? two rings

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? go sell my bike.