by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
You are The Moon
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.
The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i cant sleep with noise
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
not a chance
6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
i dont usually fight with friends
7. Are you a fast typer?
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
that was a great show. and yes
10. Who can you always turn to?
for some reason i read this as who can you always turn on. who can i always turn to? theres no one i can always turn to. but people are there for me sometimes.
11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
i always choose a bath. i am far too lazy to stand and bathe myself. i only shower with someone or when dying my hair.
12. Do you knock on wood?
no, but if you get wood and youd like me to try it i will ;P
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
14. Do you think you're attractive?
yeah but not as much as guys seem to think i am
17. What do you want for Christmas?
thats a bit far off. right now i really want the laptop ive been eyeing for over a year. and the buffy chosen collection.
18. Do you know the muffin man?
if i did id eat him
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
no, but peter does. i loved that.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
i dont think so
22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
swim class at pcc about a year ago
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
26. Plans for tomorrow?
im gonna try and make john hang out with me
27. What is your last name and why?
thomas. why? cuz its my dads last name?
28. Missing someone right now?
29. When's the last time you told someone you loved them?
a couple days ago
31. How are you feeling today?
ok, slight headache
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
34. What are you looking forward to?
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
38. Can you handle the truth?
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
40. What 2 things you always bring with you to places?
my phone and my ipod
41. Any cool scars?
i have a lot of scars
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
no one i havent already dated
43. Who was the last person you kissed?
45. How often do you talk on the phone?
46. Do you believe in love?
47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
face, hair, butt, whether they have a gut.
49. Who are you thinking of right now?
50. Who did you last hug?
52. Where is your phone?
on my desk
53. What was the last thing you ate?
a jelly bean
54. Favorite Color?
not sure. i like blue, red, grey, and black
53. Last movie you saw?
half of party monster
56. What song are you currently listening to?
57. What do you want?
59. What t.v. show are you watching?
60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
colin i think
1. are you in love?: yes
2. do you have a bf/gf?: no
3. are you talking to anyone right now?: no
4. are you bored?: no
5. are you German?: no
6. are you Irish?: maybe a tiny bit but not really
7. are you Asian?: no
8. are you Italian?: no
9. are your parents still married?: hahaha that would be scary
10. do you like someone right now?: i hate everyone
1. hometown: portland
2. hair color: light brown
3. height: 5'3"
4. hair style: i have really wavy hair that goes into big spiral curls int he fron when its long. but due to the damage ive done to it i have stright hair right now.
5. eye color: hazel
6. birthday: october 10th 1982
7. mood: calm
9. available: yes
10. lefty/righty: righty
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
1. have you ever been in love: yes
2. do you believe in love?: yes
3. why did your last relationship fail?: i wasnt who he wanted me to be
4. have you ever been heartbroken?: oh yes
5. have you ever broken someone's heart?: yes
6. have you had more than 10 girlfriends/boyfriends?: no
7. have you ever liked someone but never told them?: yes
8. are you afraid of commitment?: no
9. have you kissed someone within the last week?: yeah
10. have you ever had a secret admirer? not that i was told about
1. love or lust? love
2. hard liquor or beer? neither
3. cats or dogs?: cats
4: 1 best friend or 10 regular friends?: 1 best friend
5. television or internet?: internet
6. pepsi or coke? coke
7. wild night out or romantic night in? romantic night in
8. black or white?: black
9. night or day?: night
10. aim or phone?: aim
TEN HAVE Y0U EVERS.
1. been caught sneaking out? no
2. skinny dipped?: no
3. done something you regret: oooooh yeah
4. bungee jumped?: nooo
5. been on a house boat?: yes
6. finished an entire jaw breaker?: ya i bite them
7. wanted something so badly it hurt?: yes
8. wanted a ex bf/gf back? yeeeees
9. cried because you lost a pet?: yeah
10.wish you can disappear? yeah
Shoe size: 8-9
What are you wearing right now? batman jammie pants, penguin jammie top, pink fuzzy robe, purple fuzzy socks
Favorite Number: 23
Favorite Drink: hot:hot cocoa, cold:coke or apple juice
Favorite Breakfast: blueberry pancakes and pepper bacon
***********Have You Ever*****************
Bungee jumped? nooooooo
Gone skinny diving? Skinny dipping..?nope
Loved someone so much it made you cry? yes
Broken a bone? no
Been in a police car? yeah
Been on a plane? yes
Came close to dying? no
Been in a sauna? yes
Been in a hot tub? yes
Swam in the ocean? yes
Fallen asleep in school? no
Broken someone's heart? yes
Cried when someone died? no
Cried in school? yeah
Fell off your chair? hehe yep
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call you: ya
Saved e-mails? yes
Been cheated on? no
Your room like: i live in a studio so its the whole apartment really. its messy, lots of toys around, lots of posters and stuff.
Whats right beside you: a wall with a window
*********** Ever Had ***********
Chicken pox: yes
Sore throat: yes
*********** Do You ***********
Believe in love at first sight: no
Like picnics: yeah
Like school:yeah most of the time
Like crazy hardcore sex: sometimes
*********** Questions ***********
Who was the last person you called: tim
Who was the last person you danced with: tim prolly
Who makes you smile: my bunny!
*********** Who ***********
Did you last yell at: tim
Do you like filling these out: sometimes
Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses
Do you like yourself: not really
*********** Final Questions ***********
What are you listening to right now: my soda making fizzy noises
What did you do today?: slept and went to tims party
Hated someone in your family? yes
What car do you wish to have: not sure
Where do you want to get married? outside
Good driver: i dont know how to drive
Good singer: not sure
Diamond or pearl: black pearl
Are you oldest: oldest what? no
Indoors or outdoors: indoors
*********** Today did you ***********
Talk to someone you like: yeah
Buy something: soda
Talk to an ex: yes
Miss someone: yeah
*********** Last person who ***********
Was in your bed?: me
Saw you cry?: peter?
Made you cry?: peter
Went to the movies with?: tim and colin
You went to the mall with?: john (yay build a bear)
*********** Random ***********
Ever been in a fight with your pet?: yes
Been to Mexico: no
Been to Canada: no
Been to Africa: no
Do you have a crush on someone?: heehee wouldnt you like to know
What books are you reading right now?: the third his dark materials book...still
Best feeling in the world?: dunno
Future kids names?: that i assume will be a joint decision
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: yes
What's under your bed?: there is no under my bed. im not leaving a hiding place for bad things
Favorite sport to watch?: eeewwwww. sport is a dirty word
Favorite location?: i like the beach
What are you most afraid of right now?: not sure
Who do you really hate?: no one
Do you have a job?: no
Ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with? of course
Are you lonely right now:? yeah
Have you ever played strip poker?: yes
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: face
Does size matter?: yeah
Time Finished: 338 am
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/S.O.? none
3. Your hair? short
4. Your mother? difficult
5. Your father? unreliable
6. Your favorite item? toy
7. Your dream last night? sex
8. Your favorite drink? juice
9. Your dream car? dunno
10. The room you are in? home
11. Your ex? loved
12. Your fear? alone
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? mom
14. Who did you hang out with last night? dan
15. What you're not? happy
19. The last thing you did? scrubs
20. What are you wearing? layers
22. Your favorite book? dunno
23. The last thing you ate? breakfast
24. Your life? disappointing
25. Your mood? lonely
26. Your friends? distant
27. What are you thinking about right now? peter
28. Your car? none
29. What are you doing at the moment? this
30. Your summer? unstructured
31. Your relationship status? greiving
32. What is on your tv? nothing
33. When is the last time you laughed? tonight
34. Last time you cried? yesterday
35. School? early
How did you meet #4?
she was a councelor at the residential i was locked up in.
What would you do if you hadn't met number 1?
i would flail around helplessly with boredom.
How did you meet #8?
i had a class with one of his friends.
Do u have a thing for #2?
What do u think of #7?
he is a strange young lad. i dont know him that well anymore. he seems like a good kid.
What would you do if 11 confessed they love you?
be very confused.
Where does #3 live?
in the fucking suburbs. so far away.
who is #10?
a friend of mine i dont see nearly enough.
Is # 1 your best friend?
I consider him such.
Who's # 9's bestfriend?
i dont know.
Do you eat around 6?
no i generally eat later than that. wait...i mean...hmm...is he buying?
Do you miss #1?.
i saw him less than 2 hours ago.
Whos #1 dating?
What is your opinion of number 6?
he is fun and snuggly.
Whats a memory with number 1?
i dunno. we hang out a lot. watch movies, play pooooooker...
Would you ever marry number 1?
When did you last see 11?
hmm like a month ago maybe
What would you do with # 5?
besides grope her boobs while shes at work? go to the zooooooo!
1. Go to http://popculturemadness.com/Music/
2. Select at least the first 40
3. Bold the ones you like
4. Strike out the ones you hate
5. Italicize the ones you are familiar with but neither like nor hate
6 Leave the ones you don't know as is.
2. Oops! I Did It Again - Britney Spears
4. The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
5. Say My Name - Destiny's Child
6. Party Up - DMX
7. It's Gonna Be Me - N*Sync
8. With Arms Wide Open - Creed
10. Graduation - Vitamin C
12. Jumpin' Jumpin' - Destiny's Child
13. I Turn To You - Christina Aguilera
14. Try Again - Aaliyah
15. Only God Knows Why - Kid Rock
17. Lucky - Britney Spears
18. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
19. Faded - Soul Decision
20. Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies
21. Come On Over - Christina Aguilera
22. Back Here - BBMak
23. I Wanna Know - Joe
24. Country Grammar - Nelly
25. It Wasn't Me - Shaggy with Ricardo Ducent
26. I Think I'm In Love With You - Jessica Simpson
27. Higher - Creed
28. Forgot About Dre - Dr. Dre & Eminem
29. Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche) - 98°
30. Amazed - Lonestar
31. Feelin' So Good - Jennifer Lopez
32. If You're Gone - Matchbox Twenty
33. Music - Madonna
34. Heavy Things - Phish
35. Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper
36. Bent - Matchbox Twenty
37. Hope - Shaggy
38. Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
39. Better Off Alone - Alice DeeJay
40. Little Black Back Pack - Stroke 9
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i was just watching a documentary where men were talking about their penis and things related to it. it was interesting. just taking a poll to see where people on my friends page are and what they like. no one can read this but me.
[ ] You go tanning.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You own something from coach
[ ] You own something from chanel
[ ] You own something from juicy couture
[ ] You own something from louis vuitton
[x] You love/like going to the mall.
[x] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
[ ] You have more than one house
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You have thought about death.
[ ] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] Your hair was/is dark.
[x] You dislike preps.
[x] You're an athiest/ satanist.
[ ] You have piercings other than your ears
[ ] You skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[x] You like Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love skater girls/boys.
[ ] You dislike pink.
[x] You hate preps.
[ ] You have or wear skateboarding shoes.
[x] You love the computer.
[ ] You like Star Wars.
[x] You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
[ ] You get straight A's.
[x] You love/like reading.
[ ] You were/are in band.
[ ] You don't care what you look like.
[ ] You have a curfew.
[ ] You always do your homework.
[ ] You never miss school unless your sick.
[x] You are depressed sometimes.
[x] You have black-rimmed glasses
[ ] You like the band Thursday.
[x] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music.
[ ] You hate being called emo.
[x] You keep a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem
[ ] You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You are in a gang.
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You have had a freestyle battle.
[ ] You have worn shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] You like loud music
[x] You love the Ninja Turtles. What.. the.. f***? Ya, TMNT is hardcore! \""\ (- . -)/""/
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[ ] You wear slip-on shoes.
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[ ] You wear band t-shirts.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear blue jeans.
[ ] You love The OC
[ ] You have/want a tiny/medium sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of bright colors.
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.ETC.
[x] You love/like to shop.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[ ] You wear big sunglasses.
[ ] You watch the Superbowl.
[ ] You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
[ ]You collect your jerseys.
[ ] You have/had had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[ ] You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
guess im gothic the most but rich kid and emo secondly. funny since ive never been rich.