sarcasticsquirrel: (sirius yohopiratesyoho)




You're Catch-22!

by Joseph Heller

Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
people.




Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.


sarcasticsquirrel: (me tile face)


You are The Moon


Hope, expectation, Bright promises.


The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.


The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

sarcasticsquirrel: (closer wig clive-dunst)
You Are a Rainbow

Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!

You are best known for: your beauty

Your dominant state: seducing
sarcasticsquirrel: (nancy phaust_)
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Marchioness Ashley the Spurious of Throcking in the Hole
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
sarcasticsquirrel: (better world karanna1)
sarcasticsquirrel: (Default)
1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
tim?

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
ahahahahahahaha noooooo

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i cant sleep with noise

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
yep

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
not a chance

6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
i dont usually fight with friends

7. Are you a fast typer?
yes

8. Are you afraid of the dark?
that was a great show. and yes

10. Who can you always turn to?
for some reason i read this as who can you always turn on. who can i always turn to? theres no one i can always turn to. but people are there for me sometimes.

11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
i always choose a bath. i am far too lazy to stand and bathe myself. i only shower with someone or when dying my hair.

12. Do you knock on wood?
no, but if you get wood and youd like me to try it i will ;P

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
no

14. Do you think you're attractive?
yeah but not as much as guys seem to think i am

17. What do you want for Christmas?
thats a bit far off. right now i really want the laptop ive been eyeing for over a year. and the buffy chosen collection.

18. Do you know the muffin man?
if i did id eat him

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
no, but peter does. i loved that.

21. Have you ever flown a kite?
i dont think so

22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
swim class at pcc about a year ago

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
no

24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
39

25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
nope

26. Plans for tomorrow?
im gonna try and make john hang out with me

27. What is your last name and why?
thomas. why? cuz its my dads last name?

28. Missing someone right now?
yeah

29. When's the last time you told someone you loved them?
a couple days ago

31. How are you feeling today?
ok, slight headache

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
yes

34. What are you looking forward to?
not sure

35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
once

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
no

38. Can you handle the truth?
yes

39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
no

40. What 2 things you always bring with you to places?
my phone and my ipod

41. Any cool scars?
i have a lot of scars

42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
no one i havent already dated

43. Who was the last person you kissed?
clifton

45. How often do you talk on the phone?
every day

46. Do you believe in love?
yes

47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
yes

48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
face, hair, butt, whether they have a gut.

49. Who are you thinking of right now?
dunno

50. Who did you last hug?
tim

52. Where is your phone?
on my desk

53. What was the last thing you ate?
a jelly bean

54. Favorite Color?
not sure. i like blue, red, grey, and black

53. Last movie you saw?
half of party monster

56. What song are you currently listening to?
im not

57. What do you want?
everything!

59. What t.v. show are you watching?
west wing

60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
colin i think

TEN EMOTIONS.
1. are you in love?: yes
2. do you have a bf/gf?: no
3. are you talking to anyone right now?: no
4. are you bored?: no
5. are you German?: no
6. are you Irish?: maybe a tiny bit but not really
7. are you Asian?: no
8. are you Italian?: no
9. are your parents still married?: hahaha that would be scary
10. do you like someone right now?: i hate everyone

TEN FACTS.
1. hometown: portland
2. hair color: light brown
3. height: 5'3"
4. hair style: i have really wavy hair that goes into big spiral curls int he fron when its long. but due to the damage ive done to it i have stright hair right now.
5. eye color: hazel
6. birthday: october 10th 1982
7. mood: calm
9. available: yes
10. lefty/righty: righty

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
1. have you ever been in love: yes
2. do you believe in love?: yes
3. why did your last relationship fail?: i wasnt who he wanted me to be
4. have you ever been heartbroken?: oh yes
5. have you ever broken someone's heart?: yes
6. have you had more than 10 girlfriends/boyfriends?: no
7. have you ever liked someone but never told them?: yes
8. are you afraid of commitment?: no
9. have you kissed someone within the last week?: yeah
10. have you ever had a secret admirer? not that i was told about


TEN THINGS:
1. love or lust? love
2. hard liquor or beer? neither
3. cats or dogs?: cats
4: 1 best friend or 10 regular friends?: 1 best friend
5. television or internet?: internet
6. pepsi or coke? coke
7. wild night out or romantic night in? romantic night in
8. black or white?: black
9. night or day?: night
10. aim or phone?: aim

TEN HAVE Y0U EVERS.
1. been caught sneaking out? no
2. skinny dipped?: no
3. done something you regret: oooooh yeah
4. bungee jumped?: nooo
5. been on a house boat?: yes
6. finished an entire jaw breaker?: ya i bite them
7. wanted something so badly it hurt?: yes
8. wanted a ex bf/gf back? yeeeees
9. cried because you lost a pet?: yeah
10.wish you can disappear? yeah
sarcasticsquirrel: (pans moon kohl-icons)
Starting Time: 325 am
Name: ashley
Sisters: 0
Brothers: 3
Shoe size: 8-9
Height: 5'3"
What are you wearing right now? batman jammie pants, penguin jammie top, pink fuzzy robe, purple fuzzy socks
Favorite Number: 23
Favorite Drink: hot:hot cocoa, cold:coke or apple juice
Favorite Breakfast: blueberry pancakes and pepper bacon
***********Have You Ever*****************

Bungee jumped? nooooooo
Gone skinny diving? Skinny dipping..?nope
Loved someone so much it made you cry? yes
Broken a bone? no
Been in a police car? yeah
Been on a plane? yes
Came close to dying? no
Been in a sauna? yes
Been in a hot tub? yes
Swam in the ocean? yes
Fallen asleep in school? no
Broken someone's heart? yes
Cried when someone died? no
Cried in school? yeah
Fell off your chair? hehe yep
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call you: ya
Saved e-mails? yes
Been cheated on? no

***********What is-****************

Your room like: i live in a studio so its the whole apartment really. its messy, lots of toys around, lots of posters and stuff.
Whats right beside you: a wall with a window
Left: wall
Right: floor

*********** Ever Had ***********

Chicken pox: yes
Sore throat: yes
Stitches: no

*********** Do You ***********

Believe in love at first sight: no
Like picnics: yeah
Like school:yeah most of the time
Like crazy hardcore sex: sometimes

*********** Questions ***********

Who was the last person you called: tim
Who was the last person you danced with: tim prolly
Who makes you smile: my bunny!
*********** Who ***********

Did you last yell at: tim
Do you like filling these out: sometimes
Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses
Do you like yourself: not really

*********** Final Questions ***********

What are you listening to right now: my soda making fizzy noises
What did you do today?: slept and went to tims party
Hated someone in your family? yes
What car do you wish to have: not sure
Where do you want to get married? outside
Good driver: i dont know how to drive
Good singer: not sure
Diamond or pearl: black pearl
Are you oldest: oldest what? no
Indoors or outdoors: indoors


*********** Today did you ***********
Talk to someone you like: yeah
Buy something: soda
Cry?: no
Sing: no
Talk to an ex: yes
Miss someone: yeah

*********** Last person who ***********

Was in your bed?: me
Saw you cry?: peter?
Made you cry?: peter
Went to the movies with?: tim and colin
You went to the mall with?: john (yay build a bear)

*********** Random ***********

Ever been in a fight with your pet?: yes
Been to Mexico: no
Been to Canada: no
Been to Africa: no
Do you have a crush on someone?: heehee wouldnt you like to know
What books are you reading right now?: the third his dark materials book...still
Best feeling in the world?: dunno
Future kids names?: that i assume will be a joint decision
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: yes
What's under your bed?: there is no under my bed. im not leaving a hiding place for bad things
Favorite sport to watch?: eeewwwww. sport is a dirty word
Favorite location?: i like the beach
Piercing/Tattoos?: neither
What are you most afraid of right now?: not sure
Who do you really hate?: no one
Do you have a job?: no
Ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with? of course
Are you lonely right now:? yeah
Have you ever played strip poker?: yes
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: face
Does size matter?: yeah

Time Finished: 338 am
sarcasticsquirrel: (Default)
1. Where is your cell phone? desk
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/S.O.? none
3. Your hair? short
4. Your mother? difficult
5. Your father? unreliable
6. Your favorite item? toy
7. Your dream last night? sex
8. Your favorite drink? juice
9. Your dream car? dunno
10. The room you are in? home
11. Your ex? loved
12. Your fear? alone
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? mom
14. Who did you hang out with last night? dan
15. What you're not? happy
19. The last thing you did? scrubs
20. What are you wearing? layers
22. Your favorite book? dunno
23. The last thing you ate? breakfast
24. Your life? disappointing
25. Your mood? lonely
26. Your friends? distant
27. What are you thinking about right now? peter
28. Your car? none
29. What are you doing at the moment? this
30. Your summer? unstructured
31. Your relationship status? greiving
32. What is on your tv? nothing
33. When is the last time you laughed? tonight
34. Last time you cried? yesterday
35. School? early

Copy.
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sarcasticsquirrel: (dancing sunshine gentleflower)
List 11 LJ Friends at random. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 11 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first.. No cheating!!!

1.psykeres
2.arcus
3.lokidecat
4.sassastonia
5.static_ip
6.timthepenguin
7.un_bateau_ivre
8.descent_failure
9.ahkren
10.opus_bachelorum
11.maxticket


How did you meet #4?
she was a councelor at the residential i was locked up in.

What would you do if you hadn't met number 1?
i would flail around helplessly with boredom.

How did you meet #8?
i had a class with one of his friends.

Do u have a thing for #2?
hahaha yes

What do u think of #7?
he is a strange young lad. i dont know him that well anymore. he seems like a good kid.

What would you do if 11 confessed they love you?
be very confused.

Where does #3 live?
in the fucking suburbs. so far away.

who is #10?
a friend of mine i dont see nearly enough.
Is # 1 your best friend?
I consider him such.

Who's # 9's bestfriend?
i dont know.

Do you eat around 6?
no i generally eat later than that. wait...i mean...hmm...is he buying?

Do you miss #1?.
i saw him less than 2 hours ago.

Whos #1 dating?
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What is your opinion of number 6?
he is fun and snuggly.

Whats a memory with number 1?
i dunno. we hang out a lot. watch movies, play pooooooker...

Would you ever marry number 1?
no

When did you last see 11?
hmm like a month ago maybe

What would you do with # 5?
besides grope her boobs while shes at work? go to the zooooooo!
sarcasticsquirrel: (dancing sunshine gentleflower)
You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.

Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.



'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com
sarcasticsquirrel: (fun in disfunctional faded_tea_cozy)
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Go to http://popculturemadness.com/Music/index.html, and find the greatest hits for the year you turned 18 (on the left-hand side)
2. Select at least the first 40
3. Bold the ones you like
4. Strike out the ones you hate
5. Italicize the ones you are familiar with but neither like nor hate
6 Leave the ones you don't know as is.


1. Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
2. Oops! I Did It Again - Britney Spears
3. Larger Than Life - Backstreet Boys
4. The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
5. Say My Name - Destiny's Child
6. Party Up - DMX
7. It's Gonna Be Me - N*Sync
8. With Arms Wide Open - Creed
9. Thong Song - SisqO
10. Graduation - Vitamin C
11. Bye Bye Bye - N*Sync
12. Jumpin' Jumpin' - Destiny's Child
13. I Turn To You - Christina Aguilera
14. Try Again - Aaliyah
15. Only God Knows Why - Kid Rock
16. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
17. Lucky - Britney Spears
18. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
19. Faded - Soul Decision
20. Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies
21. Come On Over - Christina Aguilera
22. Back Here - BBMak
23. I Wanna Know - Joe
24. Country Grammar - Nelly
25. It Wasn't Me - Shaggy with Ricardo Ducent
26. I Think I'm In Love With You - Jessica Simpson
27. Higher - Creed
28. Forgot About Dre - Dr. Dre & Eminem
29. Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche) - 98°
30. Amazed - Lonestar
31. Feelin' So Good - Jennifer Lopez
32. If You're Gone - Matchbox Twenty
33. Music - Madonna
34. Heavy Things - Phish
35. Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper
36. Bent - Matchbox Twenty
37. Hope - Shaggy
38. Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
39. Better Off Alone - Alice DeeJay
40. Little Black Back Pack - Stroke 9
sarcasticsquirrel: (purple crayon floating_icons)
You scored as Anthropology. You should be an Anthropology major!

</td>

Anthropology

100%

Mathematics

92%

Psychology

92%

Sociology

75%

English

67%

Journalism

67%

Linguistics

58%

Theater

58%

Engineering

50%

Art

42%

Philosophy

42%

Biology

42%

Dance

42%

Chemistry

33%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
created with QuizFarm.com
sarcasticsquirrel: (sexy animated antonella87)
You scored as Bondage Freak. Bondage Freaks can co-exist within a multitude of other subcultures. They're primarily about "the lifestyle" rather than the music, so you'll find Bondage Freaks onstage at goth clubs, dancing their PVC-clad hearts out at raves, and crying all the way to the bedroom as they pair-off at mope rock concerts.

</td>

Bondage Freak

75%

Kindergoth

70%

Elder Goth

50%

Old School Punk

40%

Mope Rocker

30%

New School Punk

30%

Synthpop Devoteé

20%

Neo Goth

15%

Industrialist

0%

Emo Kid

0%

Which musical counterculture do you fit in with?
created with QuizFarm.com
sarcasticsquirrel: (buffy halloween equanimity23)
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
broknashleydoll goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as mad hatter.
arcus tricks you! You get a dead frog.
jrcorn gives you 13 orange evil-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
lokidecat gives you 4 purple watermelon-flavoured wafers.
misshepeshu tricks you! You lose 10 pieces of candy!
opus_bachelorum tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy!
quagmeier gives you 13 softly glowing blueberry-flavoured nuggets.
sdefective tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
static_ip gives you 18 softly glowing blueberry-flavoured nuggets.
theotherjay gives you 2 light blue passionfruit-flavoured jawbreakers.
timthepenguin gives you 9 white pineapple-flavoured wafers.
broknashleydoll ends up with 41 pieces of candy, and a dead frog.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

do this!

Oct. 28th, 2006 07:45 pm
sarcasticsquirrel: (tact not true sidewalk_doctor)
ONLY I CAN READ THESE RESULTS!

i was just watching a documentary where men were talking about their penis and things related to it. it was interesting. just taking a poll to see where people on my friends page are and what they like. no one can read this but me.

[Poll #855465]
sarcasticsquirrel: (dru ix_butterfly_xi)
[RICH KID]
[ ] You go tanning.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You own something from coach
[ ] You own something from chanel
[ ] You own something from juicy couture
[ ] You own something from louis vuitton
[x] You love/like going to the mall.
[x] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
[ ] You have more than one house
Total: 5

[GOTHIC]
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You have thought about death.
[ ] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] Your hair was/is dark.
[x] You dislike preps.
[x] You're an athiest/ satanist.
[ ] You have piercings other than your ears
Total: 7

[PUNK]
[ ] You skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[x] You like Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love skater girls/boys.
[ ] You dislike pink.
[x] You hate preps.
[ ] You have or wear skateboarding shoes.
Total: 3

[GEEK]
[x] You love the computer.
[ ] You like Star Wars.
[x] You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
[ ] You get straight A's.
[x] You love/like reading.
[ ] You were/are in band.
[ ] You don't care what you look like.
[ ] You have a curfew.
[ ] You always do your homework.
[ ] You never miss school unless your sick.
Total: 3

[EMO]
[x] You are depressed sometimes.
[x] You have black-rimmed glasses
[ ] You like the band Thursday.
[x] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music.
[ ] You hate being called emo.
[x] You keep a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem
[ ] You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
Total: 5

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You are in a gang.
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You have had a freestyle battle.
[ ] You have worn shoes with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 0

[HARDCORE]
[ ] You like loud music
[x] You love the Ninja Turtles. What.. the.. f***? Ya, TMNT is hardcore! \""\ (- . -)/""/
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[ ] You wear slip-on shoes.
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[ ] You wear band t-shirts.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear blue jeans.
Total: 3

[PREP]
[ ] You love The OC
[ ] You have/want a tiny/medium sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of bright colors.
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.ETC.
[x] You love/like to shop.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[ ] You wear big sunglasses.
Total: 2

[Athletic]
[ ] You watch the Superbowl.
[ ] You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
[ ]You collect your jerseys.
[ ] You have/had had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[ ] You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
Total: 0

guess im gothic the most but rich kid and emo secondly. funny since ive never been rich.
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