Normally, I wouldn't bother picking on someone's grammar online. However, Swirlofgirl, in your case you have an avatar that goes on and on about grammatical inaccuracies. So let's have at it, shall we?
> Either that, or he didn't tell you about it. But a friend of mine tells me he > hung out with you "on a dare", and after having known you a few hours, went back > to your place and fucked. Whereupon it "burned when he peed for like a week", > and he had crabs.
Aside from the logical problem inherent in quoting 'a friend' entirely on hearsay, you have a sentence beginning with 'but.' Further, there should be a second comma after the 'and' in the sentence or, better, a full stop and space instead of the unnecessary conjunction. Such change would leave your sentence now beginning with 'After having...' short enough to attach to the one beginning with 'Whereupon' and thus making the latter sentence terminate its current status as a sentence fragment.
> The doctor pretty much told him his UTI more than likely came from "sticking his > penis in an unwashed vagina".
Did the doctor, in fact, say these words or not? If not, then your quotes are out of place and inaccurate. If so, then not only is the phrase 'pretty much' out of place, but the doctor needs to learn both manners and the fine art of minding his own fucking business. Stating that an STD is an STD should be plenty and, while I admit to not being a doctor myself, I am pretty sure that STDs can't be douched away, which would make the hygiene status of Ashley's vagina totally irrelevant. I think perhaps someone needs to make an inquiry into the propriety of said doctor's licence to practice.
> You're nasty, Ashley. Wash your snatch, you sick little bitch. And stop fucking > my friends (and while you're at it, stop lying about having fucked the others). > I like my friends, I'd rather they didn't have [your] STIs.
While I might debate the relative likelihood of my ever becoming your friend, and therefore putting to rest your fears of Ashley fucking your friends, I'll stick the grammar dissection. The last sentence in the above paragraph is appallingly run-on.
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Date: 2005-11-24 10:04 am (UTC)From:> Either that, or he didn't tell you about it. But a friend of mine tells me he
> hung out with you "on a dare", and after having known you a few hours, went back
> to your place and fucked. Whereupon it "burned when he peed for like a week",
> and he had crabs.
Aside from the logical problem inherent in quoting 'a friend' entirely on hearsay, you have a sentence beginning with 'but.' Further, there should be a second comma after the 'and' in the sentence or, better, a full stop and space instead of the unnecessary conjunction. Such change would leave your sentence now beginning with 'After having...' short enough to attach to the one beginning with 'Whereupon' and thus making the latter sentence terminate its current status as a sentence fragment.
> The doctor pretty much told him his UTI more than likely came from "sticking his
> penis in an unwashed vagina".
Did the doctor, in fact, say these words or not? If not, then your quotes are out of place and inaccurate. If so, then not only is the phrase 'pretty much' out of place, but the doctor needs to learn both manners and the fine art of minding his own fucking business. Stating that an STD is an STD should be plenty and, while I admit to not being a doctor myself, I am pretty sure that STDs can't be douched away, which would make the hygiene status of Ashley's vagina totally irrelevant. I think perhaps someone needs to make an inquiry into the propriety of said doctor's licence to practice.
> You're nasty, Ashley. Wash your snatch, you sick little bitch. And stop fucking
> my friends (and while you're at it, stop lying about having fucked the others).
> I like my friends, I'd rather they didn't have [your] STIs.
While I might debate the relative likelihood of my ever becoming your friend, and therefore putting to rest your fears of Ashley fucking your friends, I'll stick the grammar dissection. The last sentence in the above paragraph is appallingly run-on.