ive never had an sti. who said this? i havent been fucking around with people in general in a few years. and how many of your friends do you think ive fucked?
first, ive never done anal, ive never had an std, you refered to crabs last time and i dont even have pubic hair. my tits ar e too small to be floppy and i have pictures that prove they are anything but. im saying t hat if you want to make acusations you need t o be able to back them up. and you cant because its all lies. so eit her you made this up or your friends lie as much as you do. and sociopathic? do you even know what that means? i have way too much fucking emotion for that. the more you talk the st upider and more misinformed you sound.
Your friends don't believe the troll, your fans don't believe the troll, your enemies make this shit up anyway so who cares, and the people you don't know and will never meet, well, the stupider ones might believe a troll, the smarter ones won't, and neither one makes any difference.
Normally, I wouldn't bother picking on someone's grammar online. However, Swirlofgirl, in your case you have an avatar that goes on and on about grammatical inaccuracies. So let's have at it, shall we?
> Either that, or he didn't tell you about it. But a friend of mine tells me he > hung out with you "on a dare", and after having known you a few hours, went back > to your place and fucked. Whereupon it "burned when he peed for like a week", > and he had crabs.
Aside from the logical problem inherent in quoting 'a friend' entirely on hearsay, you have a sentence beginning with 'but.' Further, there should be a second comma after the 'and' in the sentence or, better, a full stop and space instead of the unnecessary conjunction. Such change would leave your sentence now beginning with 'After having...' short enough to attach to the one beginning with 'Whereupon' and thus making the latter sentence terminate its current status as a sentence fragment.
> The doctor pretty much told him his UTI more than likely came from "sticking his > penis in an unwashed vagina".
Did the doctor, in fact, say these words or not? If not, then your quotes are out of place and inaccurate. If so, then not only is the phrase 'pretty much' out of place, but the doctor needs to learn both manners and the fine art of minding his own fucking business. Stating that an STD is an STD should be plenty and, while I admit to not being a doctor myself, I am pretty sure that STDs can't be douched away, which would make the hygiene status of Ashley's vagina totally irrelevant. I think perhaps someone needs to make an inquiry into the propriety of said doctor's licence to practice.
> You're nasty, Ashley. Wash your snatch, you sick little bitch. And stop fucking > my friends (and while you're at it, stop lying about having fucked the others). > I like my friends, I'd rather they didn't have [your] STIs.
While I might debate the relative likelihood of my ever becoming your friend, and therefore putting to rest your fears of Ashley fucking your friends, I'll stick the grammar dissection. The last sentence in the above paragraph is appallingly run-on.
> Or maybe I just got tired of you sitting there pretty much going "nuh-uh!!" to > all of the statements I've made, you sociopathic fucking festering human > pustule.
Wow, a sentence beginning with 'Or'. This is such good form. You need a comma before your direct quote. I'll take an aside right now to point out that going, 'Nuh-uh!' to an entire battery of statements is, in fact, the most likely reaction for anyone to have when all of those statements are, in fact, false.
> Or maybe I don't want to get my friends involved in it even more, since I know > you're an attention-seeking pseudo-self-injuring teenage angst-whore at...what > are you now, 22? How fucking sad.
Well, I'll be damned! This sentence it actually grammatically sound. The only suggestion I have is leaving a space after the ellipsis.
> The most convincing part of the entire statement was the fact that he had no idea > about any of the drama that had ocurred. None. He just thought you were "some girl > I got in a fight with on Livejournal" and he thought I would get a kick out of > hearing about your nasty diseased cunt and your "floppy bologna titties" and how > you gave up- even DEMANDED- anal on the first date.
I think the punctuation you were looking for was a pair of emdashes, not hyphens. At this point, though, it should be simply underscored that anyone who is going to say that sort of thing about her is going to say that sort of thing about her. Anyone who is not going to, won't. Consider: If Ashley had in fact demanded anal sex on a first date (not that that would be any of your business, actually, or reflect badly on her--your hangups are not the be-all-end-all of human morals) and this person was still her friend, you wouldn't have heard jack shit about it, unless it was in a context of praise.
Really, ask yourself, how likely is it that you just happened to stumble across that one person who is so rare a combination as to have no qualms about rumourmongering and sharing private matters about a person with someone they are in conflict with behind her back, but (oh no!) not lie, exaggerate, or fabricate a single bit of their story!
Get a clue.
The quotes around 'some girl...LiveJournal' are unnecessary, and the 'J' in 'LiveJournal' is capitalised.
> You nasty little piece of shit. *I* have never had an STD. And I wish you'd keep > your cunt out of my life and the lives of my friends. And I don't really want to > talk to you anymore. Even your journal feels dirty... especially with all its > Hot Topic splendor. Grow up, whore.
Sentences should not begin with 'And'. The first sentence up there is a blatant sentence fragment. As for logical fallacies, whether or not you have ever had an STD is in no way any indicator that Ashley has had one. Her tests are also not indicators of such fact. Moreover, you have made claim that your friend has an STD. Does that make him disgusting? Is your friend's penis a filth-ridden shaft of decaying swill that automatically catapults him to the position of being a bastion of pure evil? If not, keep your accusations straight.
One of my best friends is an HIV patient. He's one of the kindest and most intelligent men I've ever met. He has a flair for showmanship and congeniality no straight man could ever match. And, from what he's said, back in the 80s when he was clean and active sexually, he often insisted on anal the first time he had someone fuck him. Somehow that just doesn't make him very evil in my book. Your mileage may vary, especially if you're a homophobic Bush-praising moralist.
Ashley doesn't have any STDs, but if she did it would not, in fact, make her evil.
I'd continue with the additional logical fallacy that your claim to not want to talk to her anymore is utterly unfounded, as you were, in fact, the one who pursues her into her own journal in order to talk shit about her, but the fact that trolls like you thrive on such attention is far too self-evident.
first of all no one ever asked anyone not to leave them. he did leave when he said he would. that didnt mean we broke up. second of all, who said we were monogamous or even wanted that? i have been. i really dont sleep with people that often, and have only slept with 2 people in the last few years.
you should try using real insults against me if you are going to do it. take the time to use something against me that has some validity.
if i thought it was worth the time i could point out just how fucked up you are. but why bother. you show it in everything you say and do.
now either use things against me which are true or shut the fuck up.
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Date: 2005-11-24 10:04 am (UTC)From:> Either that, or he didn't tell you about it. But a friend of mine tells me he
> hung out with you "on a dare", and after having known you a few hours, went back
> to your place and fucked. Whereupon it "burned when he peed for like a week",
> and he had crabs.
Aside from the logical problem inherent in quoting 'a friend' entirely on hearsay, you have a sentence beginning with 'but.' Further, there should be a second comma after the 'and' in the sentence or, better, a full stop and space instead of the unnecessary conjunction. Such change would leave your sentence now beginning with 'After having...' short enough to attach to the one beginning with 'Whereupon' and thus making the latter sentence terminate its current status as a sentence fragment.
> The doctor pretty much told him his UTI more than likely came from "sticking his
> penis in an unwashed vagina".
Did the doctor, in fact, say these words or not? If not, then your quotes are out of place and inaccurate. If so, then not only is the phrase 'pretty much' out of place, but the doctor needs to learn both manners and the fine art of minding his own fucking business. Stating that an STD is an STD should be plenty and, while I admit to not being a doctor myself, I am pretty sure that STDs can't be douched away, which would make the hygiene status of Ashley's vagina totally irrelevant. I think perhaps someone needs to make an inquiry into the propriety of said doctor's licence to practice.
> You're nasty, Ashley. Wash your snatch, you sick little bitch. And stop fucking
> my friends (and while you're at it, stop lying about having fucked the others).
> I like my friends, I'd rather they didn't have [your] STIs.
While I might debate the relative likelihood of my ever becoming your friend, and therefore putting to rest your fears of Ashley fucking your friends, I'll stick the grammar dissection. The last sentence in the above paragraph is appallingly run-on.
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Date: 2005-11-24 10:05 am (UTC)From:> all of the statements I've made, you sociopathic fucking festering human
> pustule.
Wow, a sentence beginning with 'Or'. This is such good form. You need a comma before your direct quote. I'll take an aside right now to point out that going, 'Nuh-uh!' to an entire battery of statements is, in fact, the most likely reaction for anyone to have when all of those statements are, in fact, false.
> Or maybe I don't want to get my friends involved in it even more, since I know
> you're an attention-seeking pseudo-self-injuring teenage angst-whore at...what
> are you now, 22? How fucking sad.
Well, I'll be damned! This sentence it actually grammatically sound. The only suggestion I have is leaving a space after the ellipsis.
> The most convincing part of the entire statement was the fact that he had no idea
> about any of the drama that had ocurred. None. He just thought you were "some girl
> I got in a fight with on Livejournal" and he thought I would get a kick out of
> hearing about your nasty diseased cunt and your "floppy bologna titties" and how
> you gave up- even DEMANDED- anal on the first date.
I think the punctuation you were looking for was a pair of emdashes, not hyphens. At this point, though, it should be simply underscored that anyone who is going to say that sort of thing about her is going to say that sort of thing about her. Anyone who is not going to, won't. Consider: If Ashley had in fact demanded anal sex on a first date (not that that would be any of your business, actually, or reflect badly on her--your hangups are not the be-all-end-all of human morals) and this person was still her friend, you wouldn't have heard jack shit about it, unless it was in a context of praise.
Really, ask yourself, how likely is it that you just happened to stumble across that one person who is so rare a combination as to have no qualms about rumourmongering and sharing private matters about a person with someone they are in conflict with behind her back, but (oh no!) not lie, exaggerate, or fabricate a single bit of their story!
Get a clue.
The quotes around 'some girl...LiveJournal' are unnecessary, and the 'J' in 'LiveJournal' is capitalised.
> You nasty little piece of shit. *I* have never had an STD. And I wish you'd keep
> your cunt out of my life and the lives of my friends. And I don't really want to
> talk to you anymore. Even your journal feels dirty... especially with all its
> Hot Topic splendor. Grow up, whore.
Sentences should not begin with 'And'. The first sentence up there is a blatant sentence fragment. As for logical fallacies, whether or not you have ever had an STD is in no way any indicator that Ashley has had one. Her tests are also not indicators of such fact. Moreover, you have made claim that your friend has an STD. Does that make him disgusting? Is your friend's penis a filth-ridden shaft of decaying swill that automatically catapults him to the position of being a bastion of pure evil? If not, keep your accusations straight.
One of my best friends is an HIV patient. He's one of the kindest and most intelligent men I've ever met. He has a flair for showmanship and congeniality no straight man could ever match. And, from what he's said, back in the 80s when he was clean and active sexually, he often insisted on anal the first time he had someone fuck him. Somehow that just doesn't make him very evil in my book. Your mileage may vary, especially if you're a homophobic Bush-praising moralist.
Ashley doesn't have any STDs, but if she did it would not, in fact, make her evil.
I'd continue with the additional logical fallacy that your claim to not want to talk to her anymore is utterly unfounded, as you were, in fact, the one who pursues her into her own journal in order to talk shit about her, but the fact that trolls like you thrive on such attention is far too self-evident.
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Date: 2005-11-26 03:59 am (UTC)From:you should try using real insults against me if you are going to do it. take the time to use something against me that has some validity.
if i thought it was worth the time i could point out just how fucked up you are. but why bother. you show it in everything you say and do.
now either use things against me which are true or shut the fuck up.