sarcastic squirrel

ok folks, please help me out. i do no thave the ability to drive, i have some cash but not enough, and im not old enough. i cant rent a uhaul. anyone have a truck or van big enough to put some furniture in it, namely a queen size bed? i have other furniture too. it could be done in trips. i need to move this weekend. i could give you a little cash to help with gas and maybe order a pizza when we are done. ive gotta be out of my place, they are being assholes and i must be out this weekend. so i am looking towards you, my friends. the manager gave me a notice today saying i have to be out by the 12th, wednesday, so i need to do this this weekend.

in other news i got a notice from something saying that if i dont pay my court fees of $345 from over 5 years ago in 30 days that they will come take any property of worth that i have. hehehehehehe. its one of those days. fuck. what are they gonna take...oh wait, the computer, the tv, the bike, the stereo...nevermind...